ROYAL BABY BROUHAHA HEATS UP! In my exclusive report last week, I told you how Britain’s Royal Family was in turmoil after THE QUEEN flatly forbade PRINCE WILLIAM and Princess of Our Hearts KATE’s request to name their new baby DIANA, if it’s a girl, after the dearly departed Princess of Our Hearts!
Now even more big trouble’s brewing: Granny’s ordered that all of the ancient furniture that once graced her own nursery 86 years ago must be dragged up from the Palace dungeon – or wherever the hell they keep such stuff – and sent to Wills and Kate to decorate their new offspring’s babe-cave!
Now that’s bad enough... SHRIIEEEEK!...but what Kate’s karefully been keeping secret from Queenie is that she’s fallen in love with (GASP!) modern AMERICAN baby furniture, bedding and accessories, and that’s what she wants to grace her little darling’s digs.