GEORGE CLOONEY would rather be fitted for a noose than a wedding band – so he’s come up with an incredible new way to weasel out of marriage.
The 51-year-old actor is now telling girlfriend Stacy Keibler he doesn’t have long to live!
Gorgeous George has been dating the 33-year-old beauty for nearly two years but insists he’s unfit for marriage because he’s falling apart from a variety of ailments, including recurring bouts of malaria, say sources.
“George says his body has been so beat up by a host of accidents and maladies over the years that he’d make a terrible husband and dad,” an insider told The ENQUIRER.
“But Stacy’s not buying it. She thinks he’s just playing the sympathy card so she’ll feel sorry for him and won’t press him to tie the knot.”