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Amid rumors of royal remarriage to ex-hubby PRINCE ANDREW, DUCHESS SARAH “Wild Thing” FERGUSON – who’s back squatting at Andy’s, AND-y doing The Wild Thing – just wormed her way back into Mummy QUEEN’s good graces and was actually allowed to host her 55th birthday bash at Windsor Castle … but get THIS:
Flamehaired Fergie’s scored a stunning new win I’m scooping right bloody NOW, chaps – she’s about to EXPLODE in a series of American TV infomercials headlined “Duchess Discovers,” plugging a hot-hairstyling brush she swears will tame Milady’s unruly locks “even if you have the worst hair in America!”