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HATS OFF to gorgeous, no-nonsense Princess of Our Hearts KATE MIDDLETON, who ruthlessly chopped Prince Charming’s incessant laments about losing his barely-there blonde hair andgrrr-ed girlishly: “OFF WITH YOUR BLOODY ROYAL THATCH!”
My Palace Spy reports Wills was whining – or, as the Brits call it, “whinging” – while surveying news photos portraying his pathetic thatch, and was stunned when Kate suddenly barked: “Why don’t you simply buzz it all off … like VIN DIESEL and BRUCE WILLIS?! You have such a handsome face – it would look mah-velous!”
Sheepish about the shear idea, PRINCE WILLIAM nonetheless told Granny, aka THE QUEEN, he wanted a buzz cut!
