TALK ABOUT SENIOR MOMENTS: Aging pop princess MADONNA exited a Hollywood Pilates studio, spotted her driver parked across the street and immediately started waving her arms furiously, shouting: “HEY…I’m over HERE! Why the hell are you over THERE?!”
When the driver – all starchy in a dark suit and standing stiffly beside his limo – didn’t even acknowledge her, the livid superstar stormed across the street, marched right up in his face and shrieked: “What’s the matter with you?…Are you an IDIOT? You’re supposed to pick me up in front of the studio – NOT across the street!”
Finally raising his hands to silence the singer and – looking mighty befuddled – the guy barked: “Lady, I don’t know who you think I am, but I’m NOT YOUR DRIVER!…And this is NOT your car!”