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IF WE TELL YOU, WE HAVE TO KILL YOU DEPT.: Folks, I got this direct from the spirit of Darth Vader, who dropped to Earth in the dark of night and rasped: “May The Source be with you, Mike! Hold onto your intergalactic helmet, because I’m revealing – exclusively for you and your gossip/sci-fi fans – an outer-space secret that’ll send you straight into the stratosphere!
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IF WE TELL YOU, WE HAVE TO KILL YOU DEPT.: Folks, I got this direct from the spirit of Darth Vader, who dropped to Earth in the dark of night and rasped: “May The Source be with you, Mike! Hold onto your intergalactic helmet, because I’m revealing – exclusively for you and your gossip/sci-fi fans – an outer-space secret that’ll send you straight into the stratosphere!
Here’s a scoop NO ONE knows about ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ – the long-awaited sequel that debuts in 2015. SPOILER ALERT! Han Solo (HARRISON FORD) and Princess Leia (CARRIE FISHER) secretly had – a son!”...WHAAAAT?!...