VAMPIRE RE-SWOONION: BLOODY REAL...OR HOLLYWOOD SPIN? Here’s your answer to the burning question Gossip Fans keep asking – did studio big shots and “Twilight” execs (a) FORCE ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART to pretend kiss-and-make-up for the final premiere of the blockbuster film series, or (b) did the estranged lovers suddenly succumb to self-induced hot pants?
THE ANSWER IS... pant, pant...(a) AND (b)!!...WHAAAAT?
Folks, before you brain me with my keyboard, let me tell this touching tale: As you guessed, the wicked Hollywood honchos insisted on a reconciliation – preferably real, but “fake” was just fine.
Kristen, heart aching for the honey she’d cuckolded, wanted “real” – but agreed to settle for “fake.”
R-Pattz, hard-nosed as always, refused “real” and even balked at “fake.”