Excellent Adventure OVER for slob stylin’ KEANU REEVES. What’s happened to the formerly sculpted SPEED-ster?!
Keanu had better hit the brakes and take a good look at himself!
The onetime matinee idol appeared bloated, boozy and out of shape as he set sail for the recent Cannes Film Festival, guzzling champagne with a mystery blonde aboard the yacht “Odessa” on May 19.
“I barely recognized Keanu,” said an insider. “He was disheveled and unshaven as if he had just awakened. His clothes were so rumpled he looked like a bum.”
The 48-year-old star has embarked on a second career as a director and apparently no longer cares about his appearance.
“I think he believes colleagues won’t take him seriously if he still looks like a screen hunk,” said the source. “He’s gotten very jowly and unkempt.”